WARNING TO READERSDON'T JOINDUCES BENEVOLENSWe're a lively, hoppin' Discord group of mentally deranged individuals who hate your guts and everything about you. We are not therapists. We are not a good influence. Do not take us home to your mother. Do not ask what the name means.If that does not deter you, then by all means come seal your fate er... join our server! Assuming you're not offended by insulting bots, Lilo & Stitch worship, or alcohol-fueled discussions about high explosives, you're welcome to join our family of bullshit. We welcome any brand new Warframe players and will help you get on your feet (that is, if we're not too busy ridiculing each other's fashion).TO JOIN, CLICK HERE>> 18+ ONLY <<Come hang out and talk with us about Warframe, shawarma, Norwegian folk dancing, or how many Marines it takes to change a crayon!Our server is fully operational, offering such amenities as:General discussion, for shooting the shit (I mean, duh, who doesn't have this?)Up-to-date updates on Warframe, paraphrased by me!> Cause who really gives a fuck about how they fixed the grammar of the mod description for Rifle Aptitude? I mean seriously...Showcases for your builds or fashionframe!Ripping off er, Trading with other members! Absolutely nothing shady goes on here. Why are you looking at me like that?Sharing cat gifs! or recipes! or game deals! or art you made! It ain't all about Warframe, even though it mostly is...And, in case you say anything particularly stupid or embarrassing, don't worry! We got you covered, with a channel specifically for quoting your every fuckup for posterity. It's like /r/nocontext, but more personal...and more!We also have a variety of bots that offer server utilities such as:Alerts/Announcements: sign up for personalized alerts for rare items such as potatoes, forma, wraith/vandal invasions, Cetus Dawn/Sunset, and more, which will ping you in Discord when one of your subscribed items appears. Plus, it'll also let you know when the daily server reset happens, when daily missions reset, and when weekly missions reset.> Ours is custom-made for our server specifically, and the notifications look niiiiice. We put a lot of effort into the aesthetic of things around here.Activity: Being active in Discord and socializing rewards you, with access to DB clan membership, contests, competitions, giveaways, special channels etc.> Our activity bot is also custom-made just for us and does what no other bot around will do-- unlike most bots that just track your total posts from all time in a linear fashion (ie you only ever go up in rank), our bot is adaptive. It tracks your real-time activity over the past two months and assigns you an activity tier based on that (in voice and text activity)-- it can go up or down. It's super fucking cool.Self-Roles: There are a variety of self-roles you can apply:> Syndicates: Indicate which syndicate(s) you're a part of, so you can easily ping members of that syndicate to trade or run daily missions.> Quest Progression: List where you're at in Warframe-- brand new beginner? Completed The Second Dream? The War Within? The Sacrifice? This will help other members see where you're at in the game, and can also give you access to the #spoiler_chat channel.> WF Mission Groups: Add roles for a variety of mission types such as Sorties, Kuva, Fissures, Arbitrations, Index, Onslaugh, Eidolons, Profit-Taker, Exploiter, and more so that you can easily link up with others who want to play those missions.> Other Games: Add other games you play (from our list of commonly-shared games), so you can more easily connect with people for those games.> Time Zone: Adding your time zone will let others know what time to expect you to be awake! (which of course is "never" because sleep is for the weak).> and more!Logging: See when new people join the server, or someone leaves, or when they join/leave a voice channel, or when they're banned, or get a new role, etc. Now obviously other servers do that too, but do theirs throw vapid insults at users who leave? Yeah, didn't think so.Autoresponses: Fun call-and-response commands, because who doesn't love a bot specifically for telling you to Go The Fuck To Sleep (narrated by Samuel L Jackson), singing along to "All Star," or disagreeing with you anytime you mention you like something? It also does useful shit too, like telling you where certain warframes or where resources drop, or providing useful links/guides. You can even use it to grab wiki links, warframe.market links, subreddit links, etc. It's been programmed with over 400 different responses, and over 100 custom commands.and more!Additionally, we play some other games on the side as well:Star CitizenPlanetside 2EVE OnlineMonster Hunter Worldetc(Warframe's still our main thing though)30 DAY FREE TRIALTry DB for 30 days free of charge, after which there are no additional charges either!Unless you want to buy a shirt.Yes, we have shirts.Yes you can buy one.No, it will not help you get laid.Or at least, it hasn't work for me... yet...Why wait?! Join DB today! Or don't, y'know, who cares... it's not really... a big deal... or anything... y'know... DISCLAIMER: Signing on entitles you no benefits. You hereby sign over your soul, firstborn child, house (where applicable), your cat (you know you have one you pathetic lonely fuck), and any spare change on the floor of your car. By joining this server, we are hereby legally entitled to harvest and/or resell your organs upon death or departure from the server. Your Orbiter is now officially the property of Duces Benevolens, its affiliates, and possibly the nearest dairy farm. You waive any rights to protest, reform, or otherwise usurp the government of Lithuania. If you leave and wish to rejoin this server at any time, you will be subject to all laws under the statute of Go Fuck Yourself (case #8008135, subsection D), as well as a fifteen thousand (15000) Rubles severance fine. Failure to pay the aforementioned fine will result in death or other possible risk of bodily harm. Do not take Duces Benevolens except as recommended by your doctor. If you experience Duces Benevolens for more than four hours, please seek immediate medical attention. via /r/warframeclanrecruit https://ift.tt/2NZQkWS
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