You know what this town needs?

A good old-fashioned book burning. Are there more and more books about religious and political ideologies that you just can't stand? Are there books that detail social and scientific concepts that just don't fit your world-view? Are you tired of "Self-Help" books laying out paths and patterns to success that you never follow up on?Then look no further! You could burn any book you please! Does that cookbook have too many recipes for Quinoa? Burn it! Does your local bookstore have too many Tom Clancy novels? Buy em up and burn em down! Are you sick of seeing the same dumb play on titles involving the numbers 9 and 11 in any given order? Incinerate it like any good fireman should. Do the writings of Carl Sagan and Steven Hawking insult you to your very core? Make like the Quakers, friend and stoke that bonfire! Does your grandfather have a copy of Mein Kampf signed by David Duke? By God, burn that shit. There is absolutely no harm whatsoever in sending what irks you up in smoke. I rest my case. via /r/roanoke https://ift.tt/2NkxJ8m