seethed hams

Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're yare for an indelible luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase expeditious victuals and dissimulate it as my own cooking? Delectably devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explications The superintendent's going to require his medication When he aurally perceives Skinner's lame hyperboles There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke emerging from your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're yare for mouthwatering hamburgers. I mentally conceived we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I verbally expressed steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Affirmative. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate Incipient York. Genuinely. Well, I emanate from Utica, and I've never aurally perceived anyone utilize the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I optically discern. You ken, these hamburgers are quite kindred to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Affirmative. Affirmative. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are conspicuously grilled. Ye- You ken, the- One thing I should- - Exculpate me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was sublime. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Affirmative. I should be- Good Lord! What is transpiring in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this component of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Affirmative. - May I visually perceive it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an aberrant fellow but I must verbalize you steam a good ham. Avail. ! Avail. via /r/SteamedHams http://ift.tt/2BXnmkE