[RECIPE] The Gay Luigi Game (JOKE)

I found this game in a trash can written on paper,and who knows who made this?WHAT YOU NEED:-A plate of spaghetti-9 candles-Any Mario game (And a console to play it on, an emulator won't work)-A hiding spot-20 toastersNOTE: The game should start before 12:00 and should 30 minutes from when you started it.Instructions:Move the candles to represent an L.Place the plate of spaghetti and the mario game near the L too.Place half of the toasters outisde your hiding spot, and half in another location.Say, "Luigi, I have brought L O T S A S P A G H E T T I! Come find it!"After saying that, IMEDIATTELY make it to your hiding spot.When you get into your hiding spot, Gay Luigi will enter your house, and he will say, "I HOPE YOU MADE LOTSA SPAGHETTI!"THE GAME:-You lose if Luigi finds you before the 30 minutes is up!-When he finds you, he will kill you and eats the spaghetti, and uses your human flesh to make meatballs.-When you win, you need to play the mario game you used for the ritual and you must beat the game, until then, prepare, becauseLuigi will come back at the time the game began, and if you survive again,and every night until you beat the mario game. When you beat the mario game, Luigi will leave you alone.Rules:Rules are, but not limited to:Don't leave your hiding spot or you will be electrocuted by the toasters.Don't bring a light, if you do, Mario will come outta nowhere and say "NO." and kill you.If you make any loud noise, that will give away your hiding spot.If you somehow leave your hiding spot and not die from the toasters , relocate to another hiding spot, and DO NOT leave your house. If you do, Bowser will come outta nowhere and eat you alive.Do NOT fall asleep.DO NOT turn on any light.DO NOT provoke Gay Luigi.DO NOT perform a cleansing ritual at anytime between the match or any rematches.DO NOT say "Mario is better than Luigi.", even under your breath.When Gay Luigi stops trying to get a rematch:When Luigi decides to leave you alone and ceases efforts in a rematch, at 3:00 AM the next night he will ring the doorbell and when you open it, there will be aletterThe Following Letter is as said as follows:"Hello, I have realized its no use for a rematch. For surviving all of this, you get a lifetimeof Spaghetti! But, do not ever do this ritual again. Or else, you will expierence the ULTIMATE HORROR.-Sincerely,Gay Luigi"From then on, at 3:00 AM in the morning, he will deliver spaghetti to your house.ADDITONAL NOTES-If you do the ritual again for no reason, well, no knowledge will save you. Not even a circle of salt will work.-When you beat the Mario game, Luigi will automatically know.-It is not recommended for anyone 65 or older do this ritual.-Difficulty depends on your age. If your only like, 6, you'll win every match, or rematch. If your 100 years old, your gonna lose for sure.-Legend goes that when you die during any match or rematch (or even do the ritual again), you don't go to heaven, or hell. He just traps your soul in a dimension with previous losers from previous games or rematches.And you will have to endure Luigi scream "I HOPE SHE MADE LOTSA SPAGHETTI" at earrape noise.-Performing a cleansing ritual will do nothing to stop a rematch.ONE FINAL NOTE:If you break any rule, the letter you receive will be diffrent than what its supposed to say,and if that happens,Well.It's too late and,Im SO sorry. via /r/threekings https://ift.tt/2ICq12K