[RECIPE] How to Become a Werewolf

WARNING: This ritual includes black magic (so cowards and wimps, don't try this), and some poisonous plants that may cause cardiac arrest or death. I do not recommend you try this.Participants:-One principalEquipment:-An uninhabited place like a forest, a mountaintop, or a desert.-A wolfskin belt. You may also use human skin, from a criminal executed.-An iron pot-Firewood-These plants: Asafetida, Parsley, Opium, Hemlock, Saffron, Poppy seeds, Aniseed, Camphor.-Fat of an animal that has been recently killed.-Matches/lighterSteps:-Begin at a full moon.-On a perfectly flat ground, draw a circle with a radius of 7 feet or more.-Inside the big circle, draw another circle with a radius of 3 feet or more.-Inside the small circle, boil water in the pot.-When the water boils, throw the plants Asafetida, Opium, Hemlock, Henbane, Saffron, and Poppy seeds.-Chant repeatedly:"Wolves, vampires, satyrs, ghosts,Elect all of the devillish hosts,I pray you send hither, send hither, send hither,the great grey shape that makes me shiver."-Mix the fat with Aniseed, Opium, and Camphor. Take off all of your clothes and smear this in your body (ewwwww).-Wear the wolfskin belt.-Kneel in the larger circle. Chant: "Shiver! Shiver! Shiver! Come! Come! Come!"-Wait. If the fire turns blue, congratulations! You have been transformed into a werewolf!Notes:-To change back to human form, remove the belt.-You must be believer in the paranormal to do this.-There are easier ways to become a werewolf:a. Get bitten by a werewolf.b. Be born to parents who are werewolves.c. Eat the brains of a wolf.d. Drink water from a wolf's paw print (more ewww)e. Drink water where three or more wolves have taken a drink (really, I'm tired of the gross stuff)Edit: From the easier ways, to turn back to human form, go on running water. Sorry, I forgot. via /r/threekings https://ift.tt/2pNa9mE