Thursday, June 28, 2018

beans


I want to know the story to why u have so much bean pictures but at the same time i dont need to understand because i also, have a vault of bean pictures never seen before. After the disaster in 2017 i found that keeping my bean pictures out in the open would be too harmful, since they could be destroyed, or worse... stolen. I have up to two thousand baked bean photographs in my vault, stacking up to endless space left in the vault for many, many more bean pictures to come. My favorite consists of my grandmothers homemade recipe of baked beans in my shoe. It was a long day, thanksgiving night and my grandmother came over with over 10 pounds of baked beans by my request. I typically never invite people over for holidays but this was perfect, the best excuse to why i needed so much baked beans. Just for me, endless opportunities of photos with my baked beans. After she walked into my small apartment, crowded with hungry guests i offered to take the 10 pounds of baked beans from her. Willingly, she allowed me to take the massive overfilling pot. What a absolute fool, letting me take all the beans into my own hands... I carried the beans into my room sliding them under the bed so they wouldn't be seen by anyone around. While the guests waited, i announced a huge tsunami was about to hit our state, Arizona. Once again, the fools fell for my words and left immediately. Leaving me alone with my baked beans and a camera. Later that night i stayed up taking each and every photograph with the best quality that has ever been known to mankind. Then there i have it, the best photo ever. Baked beans in my shoe. via /r/copypasta https://ift.tt/2KwQgJS

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