god you know what THIS is the hill he’s gonna die on! Because CILANTRO!!!! DOEs NOT!!!!! NEED TO BE GARNISHED!!!!!! ON EVERYTHING!!!! this is the rant I wish I could scream to the heavens in every restaurant that has tainted my otherwise delightful food with that fake demon plantCILANTRO doesn’t BELONG on my fUCkiNG pASTA it is BAD ENOUGH that it shows up constantly in surprise poisonous salsa when I am just HUNGRY and SO excited for chips while waiting for a meal and yet somehow THE WORLD CONTINUES TO FIND EVEN MORE TERRIBLE WAYS TO SURPRISE ME WITH DESPAIR ANS BETRAYAL OVER THIS STUPID GODDAMN HELL WEED FROM GROSSLAND MCMOTOR OIL VILLE!!!!! “calm down it’s just soap at worst” I HAVE EATEN MANY SOAPS I WOULD RATHER EAT SOAP THAN THIS THRICE CURSed WEED how can my OWN MOTHER betray me like this it doesn’t belong on GROUP FOOD how would you like it if i gave you chips when you were starving but SURPRISE they’re VINEGAR WHICH YOU HATE??? Huh!!! AND THIS SHIT ABOUT IT BEING CORRIANDER HOW IS THAT FAIR I SPENT ALL THESE YEARS BEINGG EVEN FURTHER TRICKED I NEVER KNEW WHAT IT MEANT IN RECIPES that’s just CRUEL and unusual PUNISHMENT!!! what’s next????? are they going to start putting it in my apple butter!! in my Hershey’s bar!!!!! MAC AND CHEESE????? IS NOTHING SACRED ANYMORE FROM THAT STUPID WEED(Thanks for this space where I could finally yell about this.) via /r/rant https://ift.tt/2ZHaQ50
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