A post here about listerine reminded me of my good old days with it. So i wanted to share my cocktail with you ethanol enthusiasts about some of the hidden tastes. I'm sharing my recipe so you-yes even you- can make this horrible, god forsaken combination at your own home with gadgets and items you can find at your kitchen and be as self-destructive as you can!!One of my signature cocktails around my irl CA circle-jerk group of friends consists listerine.700ml's of Vodka (Even better if you can make your own out of medical grade ethanol and water)500ml's of Listerine(Mint is preffered)A liter of Beer (%7) (For the little bubbly effect)2 liters of club soda or SpriteOne whole lemon squeezedMix them all in a 5lt water bottle.Find 1-2 CA's / Some people who are immortal((Add a little umbrella for each glass to nullify the self-hating tendencies and thoughts.)For 2-3 people, a sophisticated way to get drunk. If you are feeling fancy, you can add some energy drinks in there and the best part is, it feelslike you are not addicted to the alcohol and you are just 16 ,you are in a club, dancing like a moron hoping they wont kick you out while you both trying to amateurly grind each other with your crush. Tricks your brain into thinking ''Shiiiitt, i'll have a hangover again'' rather than ''Fuck, if we finish this now, the liqour store opens at 8 am and i have 2 beers stashed, one of them is half-drank from a week before but it might help me out till the stores, then maybe i can go and do the walk of shame to the liqour store. And i can hold off the wd's that way.''Anyways, try my cocktail; it's not just for poor people. You can be fancy with listerine too! via /r/cripplingalcoholism https://ift.tt/38hZwNO
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